All about the coolest guy in town...
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TRANZORBITAL
(AKA algae)
(AKA alg)
(AKA Your Mom's Lover)
thats a lot of text
Hi!!! like it says both in my home page. and in that fat ass header above. and probably somewhere else too. My names tranzorbital and im the one responsible for this site :-) .,FUCK i dontk now what to put here theres already so much on the side there,, i guess i tend to like weird obscure things??? im a big fan of most digital horror stuff (most scary stuff tbh (even if im a pussy)) and Games That People Say They Like To Look Cool Even If They Really Arent That Obscure Or Niche In the First Place ( rpg maker horror games for example ),,, yeah thats right iM A LARPER!!! IM A LARPITY LARP LARP!!! I LOVE LARPING!!!in a way i have been larping being a normal person anyway but everyone does that if you think about it
i love to engage in Type 3 Fun and a lot of my friends* would probably say im kind of hyperactive. especially near forests. Im #LostWhereTheForestWouldGrow everyday im in the pointed tail grindset brother 🔥🔥🔥
im really into both rap and rock music, but i also like some other music genres too (breakcore,,, hyperpop,, noise,,, vocaloid stuff,,,,,,,). i mention this because obviously music is life!!! i actually used to play the bass guitar and i think i was. Decent at it. i was really fucking bad bro oml
unfortunately i couldnt bring it to where im living at now and ive gotten way too demotivated recently to do other music bs :(
i am a (yawn) rather(yawn) lazy individual,,,(yawn)
i think its prob clear by now i also type weird,, obviously i dont do this bs when stuff is important but i looove leaving typos out and putting Uppercase Text where it Really shouldnt be
i can be very paranoid sometimes
my names actually just the word transorbital,, like yk medical procedure through the eye socket. i think its clear which procedure im refering to considering the name of the site I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING!!
Take Everything I Say With A Grain Of Salt I Am An Extremely Untrustworthy Person
( * YES!!! I HAVE FRIENDS!!! SHUT UP!!! )
i wonder how comprehensible this text is to the average person. whatever Im Better Than The Average Person anyway(´∇`)at like (´∇`'')Everything!
I just wanted to make a really simple biography bro what the hell was I doing Im gonna fucking kill myself
ok the text is done Goodbye
"What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?"
"How should I know? I'm a DENTIST!"
Favorite color: YellowNeurotypical: No
Favorite animal: Cuttlefish Hobbies: (╥﹏╥)
Sign: Leo Pronouns: Any / All idc
Brasileiro!!!INFP-T
Kins
Fun facts
- i have never broken a bone
- i can turn my leg 180 degrees
- i would prob lose if i fought goku
- my IQ is like 0.002% above the average
- i am the leader of the world's largest human hivemind
- i am TERRIBLE at minesweeper!!!
- idk what this thing is ↓
Favorites
Interests: Writing, art, metafiction, urban exploration, chess, caving, weapons, sociology, true crime, coding, Your Mom (˶>⩊<˶)
Movies: Baby Driver, O Palhaço, MAD MAX: Fury Road, Rango, Cidade de Deus, White Chicks, Fight Club, Backrooms, Monster House, The End of Evangelion, The Hitman's Bodyguard, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Shows: The Boys, Invader Zim, Stranger Things, Serial Experiments Lain, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Invincible, Knights of Guinevere, Girl's Last Tour, Moral Orel, The Walten Files
Games: Ultrakill, Team Fortress 2, Undertale, Deltarune, Splatoon, Garry's Mod, Mindwave, Psychonauts, Nullscape, Omori, Yume NIkki, The Stanley Parable, Die of Death, Regretevator, Banjo Kazooie
Books / Comics: The Little Prince, I Feel Sick, Animal Farm ; uhhhhh..,(╥﹏╥)
Artists / Bands: Green Day, MF DOOM, My Chemical Romance, Charlie Brown Jr, Mitski, Alex G, Arctic Monkeys, Jack Stauber, Nirvana, Will Wood, Serani Poji, bôa, O Grilo, Inabakumori, Pelados, Tally Hall, O Terno, Stomach Book, Femtanyl, Weezer, Yot Club
Misc.: INTERLOPER, Laceysgames, ENA, Camp Here & There, Gilbert Garfield, Jim